One day a boy asked his mom "can i take a shower with you" the mom said "yes but dont look up or down"
so the boy ended up looking up and said "mommy what are those?" the mom answered "those are my...headlights" the boy looked down and said "mommy, what is that?" the mom answered "that is my...garage, but your dad's bottom part is a car!"
so the boy asked if he could sleep with his mom and dad and he ended up sleeping in between them. so in the middle of the night, the boy woke up cause he heard noises coming from the bed. he turned on the light and screamed, "MOM! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS! DADDYS PARKING HIS CAR IN YOUR GARAGE!"
Sunday, April 17, 2011
STORY TIME
so there once was this boy who asked his mom
"can i take a shower wif u?" and the mom answered,
"okay, but dont look up or down, only your dad can do that!"
so the boy and his mom were in the shower and the boy looked up and said "what are those?" the mom answered " those are my...milk bottles!" and the boy looked down and said "mommy what is that?" and the mom answered "that is my...gorilla!"
so the boy asked his mom if he could sleep with her that night and the mom said yes. The next morning, the mom woke up to find blood all over the carpet and in her vagina. She screamed "WHAT IS THIS BLOOD?"
the boy answered, " i cut off your gorilla to make my own pet!"
THE END!
"can i take a shower wif u?" and the mom answered,
"okay, but dont look up or down, only your dad can do that!"
so the boy and his mom were in the shower and the boy looked up and said "what are those?" the mom answered " those are my...milk bottles!" and the boy looked down and said "mommy what is that?" and the mom answered "that is my...gorilla!"
so the boy asked his mom if he could sleep with her that night and the mom said yes. The next morning, the mom woke up to find blood all over the carpet and in her vagina. She screamed "WHAT IS THIS BLOOD?"
the boy answered, " i cut off your gorilla to make my own pet!"
THE END!
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