One day a boy asked his mom "can i take a shower with you" the mom said "yes but dont look up or down"
so the boy ended up looking up and said "mommy what are those?" the mom answered "those are my...headlights" the boy looked down and said "mommy, what is that?" the mom answered "that is my...garage, but your dad's bottom part is a car!"
so the boy asked if he could sleep with his mom and dad and he ended up sleeping in between them. so in the middle of the night, the boy woke up cause he heard noises coming from the bed. he turned on the light and screamed, "MOM! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS! DADDYS PARKING HIS CAR IN YOUR GARAGE!"
HAHAHAH omg HERSH !!!! U dirty loool hahaha :D good one :D
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